Today’s absurdist missive from Wikipedia: I was in fact there to learn something about the mathematical theorem, but was not prepared for the majesty of all of this.
Do not jingle their bell without their permission!
“This has to stop Karen! Im putting my paw down!”
I love how the cat begins to show more and more emphasis
when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia
ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET
Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia
Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket
me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever:
who lit these candles
If you’re under 40 this man will come to your house and beat you to death with a trash can
